jaredleto:

What the fuck u lookin at?

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can we please make this one of the most used reaction gifs on tumblr, oh my god

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okay so I saw Derren Brown last night and I’m not even kidding when I say I got home and cried.

I have to admit that before the show I was very curious as to how he was going to top Svengali but my god he did and my mouth was open the whole time that I think he noticed and gave me a little weird look half way. 

ANYWAY. I can’t give anything away because it’s top secret but he came out after the show and said he couldn’t have pictures with us because he needs to rest his voice so we just took them of him instead. I’m officially the paparazzi. 

Then when he finished talking to someone he turned to me and looked at me. I pooped myself. I tried so hard to avoid eye contact because I was so scared he’d be like “oh, so I see you’ve been having very nice thoughts about me”

AWKWARD.

But I handed him my book and asked my name

“Victoria” I said shaking and I think he knew I was nervous because he was like “To…Vic-to-ri-a” then paused as he signed it and turned completely towards me, leaning back slightly with a huuuuuuuge grin and looked me straight in the eye. I KID YOU NOT. I NEARLY FAINTED. HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE. 

DERREN.BROWN.LOOKED.ME.IN.THE.EYE.

sorry but just the thought of him knowing my name makes me so happy. it’s that feeling you get when you meet that someone you’ve looked up to for so many years and have built so much respect for and all your emotions go wild but you’re trying to stay as calm as possible so you don’t freak them out but you can’t help but just want to hug them and tell them how much you love them.

All my life all I’ve wanted to do was meet Derren Brown (and Johnny Knoxville) and last night I finally did. My mum told me later that I completely looked mesmerized by him.

He then pulled the pen away and accidentally caught my index finger which I didn’t realise until I was on the train back, bless.

I recommend everyone go see it!

(OH I ALSO MISSED OUT THAT SOMEONE WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF DERREN WHEN HE WAS LOOKING IN THEIR DIRECTION AND I WAS TO THE SIDE OF HIM AND DECIDED TO PULL THE MOST HIDEOUS SMILE EVER, SO, IF THAT’S YOU ….YOU’RE WELCOME)

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I screamed just seeing the name

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